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Tuesday, June 14, 2011
The Five R's to make Creation Easy
There are so many wonderful tips out there. This one is again from Trent's Smart Writer Newsletter. He really does some great stuff. Coming up with blogging ideas is what stumps me, but writing novels never has me running out of ideas. But doing these five R's might help some of you readers out there, so here are some great ideas.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Guest Post by Benjamin Sobieck
Flawed P.I.s, Gotta Love 'em: A Guest Post by Crime Author Benjamin Sobieck
I've been lucky with my invented PI characters.
First there's Jack "Keeper" Marconi, former prison warden turned private dick who specializes in chasing down escaped convicts, especially the ones who like to murder cops in cold blood, like in THE INNOCENT, or the bad guys who murdered his wife in GODCHILD.
Then there's MOONLIGHT FALLS and the forthcoming MOONLIGHT RISES from StoneGate Ink. Richard "Dick" Moonlight is a former cop and suicide survivor who has a little piece of bullet lodged inside his brain, right smack up against the cerebral cortex causing him at best the occasional blackout or memory loss (especially during times of stress...in other words, all the time), but at worst, the very serious possibility of coma and/or death should the bullet shift. He also always seems to be making the wrong decisions, more often than not, when it comes to women. In a word, he's an easy lay.
What's my point?
When it comes to the PI thriller market, you can't dish up the same old/same old anymore. You've got to give the reading audience a character who will stick out from the crowd and at the same time be believable in all his or her, unbelievableness...if that makes even an ounce of sense.
Up and coming crime fiction star and CLEANSING EDEN author, Benjamin Sobieck, follows the line of the fallible PI pretty closely in the form of Maynard Solomon in a short he did with famous blogger and blog talk radio host Giovanni Gelati for Gelati's ever growing Trestle Press. "Who Whacked the Blogger" is fun, violent, warped, and just plain funny. It's also crafted by two dudes who love their work and make it show. Check out the story anywhere where E-Books are sold.
Mr. Ben...It's time to give us the low-down on Maynard...
11 reasons to enjoy Maynard Soloman
Now before you roll your eyes and say, "Another serialized PI? Puh-leez," I want to tell you why Maynard Soloman is different. I, too, had read a million incarnations of Sam Spade. Maynard Soloman might've worn a fedora, but that's where the similarities end.
Here are 11 reasons Maynard Soloman is worth a look.
1) He was forced into retirement from his career as an investigator for the Obscenities Division of a local police force. He got stiffed on some medical bills, so he has to keep working. Which is why he...
2) Bought a Winnebago. Not only can he see the country (a staple of any retiree's dreams), he uses it as a...
3) Mobile office. He bought a police scanner and spray painted the words "Maynard Soloman Investigation Services" on the side. He's not too worried about the 'bago looking junky because...
4) The Winnebago takes a beating in every story. In "Who Whacked the Blogger?" he had to outrun a competitor when chasing an ambulance containing a potential client. In "Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs," some punks break windows and spray paint graffiti on the side panels. That had Maynard...
5) Cursing in his own special way. A typical Maynard line would be, "Some punk-ass fruit bats spray painted the 'bago with a gal-damn penis." He's got a potty mouth rooted in a mix of early 20th Century cuss words and his own inventions. "Fruit bat" is someone who is both fruity and bat-shit insane. He also invented...
6) The 'nard Bag. As he can't afford an extra large sleeping bag, he invented the 'nard Bag. Simply pick out a pair of the largest sweatpants you can find. Cut the legs and sew them together so there is only one leg. Says Maynard, "It's pure mollycoddling." He enjoys stretching out, especially when...
7) He has health problems. It's an overarching theme across the stories. It's not clear yet what they are, but Maynard knows he can't outrun time. Speaking of time...
8) Maynard is clueless about technology. It's always baffled him. In "Who Whacked the Blogger?" his client runs a blog. Maynard spends most of the time trying to figure out what that means. He's also behind on...
9) Crime trends. In "Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs," he is solicited by a teen to buy some cold medicine for him. Maynard becomes suspicious when he hears the medicine must contain pseudoephedrine. "Sounds like a fake drug to me. Are you trying to play a prank on me?" Maynard says. Of course, readers know pseudoephedrine is kept behind the counter because it's used to make meth. But the clueless Maynard Soloman thinks he...
10) Knows everything. He's absolutely convinced the world is much stupider than he. It's the big dumb world's fault he can't walk up to a drive-through and place an order. He can see the obvious answers when no one else can. That's why he can be so bold as to proclaim he's solved the War on Drugs in, "Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs." But he's not so bold as to...
11) Use weapons of any kind. He was denied a concealed carry permit, probably related to the messy forced retirement situation. But he says the real reason is, "I cross too many state lines in the 'bago. Don't want one of my old police buddies to throw me in the slammer."
I hope you'll check out Maynard Soloman. I had a ton of fun writing him. More adventures are on their way. In the meantime, check out "Who Whacked the Blogger?" and "Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs."
For more on Benjamin Sobieck: http://www.crimefictionbook.com/WWW.VINCENTZANDRI.COM
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Ghost Inside and Out
I'm gearing up to release Tawny's Ghost, last year's Utah RWA Golden Pen winner. Along with that I'm looking for other people to share real live ghost stories with me. I know the inspiration for my book came from living in a haunted house, (an old farm house, not a rundown mansion) where all of us had experiences with the ghosts. It was unnerving for some of the family, but interesting to me and quite the rush once in awhile.
Ghosts aren't scary, they're just people like you and me, but sometimes the unexpectedness is what gets you. My ghost had certain ways that he thought his house should be, and by golly don't you new people change that. Also, I'm sure often times he was lost, or he'd lost something inside the downstairs closet, and his nightly riffling through it made sleeping a bit rough.
Share your stories with me. I'm eager to hear them and include some of them in my promos for the book. Also, I'm selling necklaces like in the book. The stones (crystals) have powers to help you contact the other side. If you're interested contact me, some of them are pictured at joyspraycarbooks.com.
Let's see how many people are out there that have their own hauntings to rave about.
Ghosts aren't scary, they're just people like you and me, but sometimes the unexpectedness is what gets you. My ghost had certain ways that he thought his house should be, and by golly don't you new people change that. Also, I'm sure often times he was lost, or he'd lost something inside the downstairs closet, and his nightly riffling through it made sleeping a bit rough.
Share your stories with me. I'm eager to hear them and include some of them in my promos for the book. Also, I'm selling necklaces like in the book. The stones (crystals) have powers to help you contact the other side. If you're interested contact me, some of them are pictured at joyspraycarbooks.com.
Let's see how many people are out there that have their own hauntings to rave about.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Are You Blogging The Best That You Can?
My friend Katie and I were talking just last night about blogging and the challenges it presents. My main challenge is time, TIME! I know some other bloggers feel the same way I do. It just seems like between the daily job, the church responsibilities and writing, there's not much time left.
So today I get this post for Trent Steele's Smart Writer's Newsletter. If you haven't subscribed to that it gives you some good tips on how to make your writing work for you. Anyway, I digress. On there is a guest post by Julie McCormick that I absolutely found informative and interesting. Not being a great blogger I've found that maybe putting helpful hints about blogging may help someone else. So I posting Julie's post here. I hope you find it as helpful as I did.
So today I get this post for Trent Steele's Smart Writer's Newsletter. If you haven't subscribed to that it gives you some good tips on how to make your writing work for you. Anyway, I digress. On there is a guest post by Julie McCormick that I absolutely found informative and interesting. Not being a great blogger I've found that maybe putting helpful hints about blogging may help someone else. So I posting Julie's post here. I hope you find it as helpful as I did.
| Become A Blogging Success Story: Part 1 |
Blogging isn't something that only the nerdy types or teens do anymore, and it most certainly goes beyond posting pictures of your children (or pets) and griping about your job. Blogging is, for some, a business or a source of extra spending money. It's also a source of money, power, and satisfaction. But as it goes in professional sports, there are millions playing in the neighborhood little leagues, but a very small minority will ever make it to the big leagues. So how do you improve your chances of taking your blog from beyond just a hobby into something that you add to your resume and turn into cash? 1. Be prepared to pour in your blood, sweat and tears Very rarely does a blog go from a readership consisting of your family, friends, co-workers, and admirers (or enemies) that have figured out how to stalk you online, to an overnight success. Sure, if you break a big story and CNN picks it up and gives you a shout-out, you might get an instant influx of visitors, but the chances of that happening are slim. So instead of banking on a miracle, be prepared to slave away at it for a bit. Know that you will at times doubt yourself and your ability to go on, that you will have to force yourself to blog when you really don't feel like it. Be prepared, perhaps, not to know what "free time" is anymore. This may not be true in all cases, but for someone like me that runs a news oriented blog, it's a 24/7 operation. A blog focusing on, say, technology might not have to be so vigilant in covering breaking news. 2. Before you start blogging, think about what you will be blogging about My interests are so varied that I couldn't pick just one topic to blog about, and I knew I'd probably get bored writing about the same thing day after day, week after week, year after year. That being said, if you want to establish yourself as an expert in a field or topic area, then a more focused blog will be most suitable. 3. Avoid free blog services Resist the temptation to start with a free blog on Blogger, WordPress or any of the other free, hosted blogging services. You will kick yourself later, trust me. If you're serious about taking your blog beyond a recreational activity, do yourself a favor and buy a domain and web hosting. You can start with something as simple and cheap as GoDaddy, and move as your site grows. I started out with shared hosting, and since then I can't tell you how many times I've been kicked off hosts due to my site's growth and resource usage. These days, we have our own server. 4. If you use a pre-made template, at least customize some parts of it A unique design will make your blog more memorable. If you do use a pre-made template that thousands of other people have also installed on their blog, which I have nothing against, try to customize it at least a little bit. At the very least, pay someone $50 to make you a nice logo. 5. Consider a collaborative effort You'll have to share the profits, but sometimes two (or three or four...) is better than one. It takes some pressure off of you as you're not the sole blogger, and if you need to step away for a few days, there's someone else to cover for you. Just choose your partner or partners wisely, and strongly consider getting your partnership arrangement in writing, just in case things sour one day. 6. Socialize and network with others Join Twitter and Facebook and start a conversation with your readers. Make sure to reply to comments on your blog. By talking with your readers, you'll keep them checking back in and you'll be at the forefront of their minds, making them more likely to become a repeat visitor. Repeat visitors are very important in establishing your blog. Fly-by traffic is still worthwhile, but building a loyal readership base is crucial. Making friends with other bloggers and website owners can also be beneficial as they can help drive traffic your way. But it's not as easy as it looks or sounds. Many have tried and failed. It can be done, and it doesn't take a huge advertising budget, a staff of writers, or luck. However, it does take some degree of talent (if you are a horrible writer, I'd advise against pouring your heart into making a career of blogging) and a whole lot of dedication and drive. Having a plan also helps, although if you don't have one you can still become successful; it just might take you longer as you figure things out along the way. I've been doing this for years now, and I've learned a lot along the way. In Part 2 I'll talk about what NOT to do, and how to avoid some of the pitfalls. |
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| By Julie McCormick |
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
The Doppleganger.
Everyone knows what a doppelganger is, right? Well maybe not. It's your look alike, the same you only in a different place and maybe different hemisphere, but still you exactly. Looks like you. Talks like you. Walks like you and most importantly thinks like you. So is that a bad thing? I think not.
Think of all you could do if you and your doppelganger got together. I need at least three.
Number ONE: That's me of course, would sit at the computer and write all day long. Put out three books a year. Do book signings, meet people and generally (oh no the dreaded ly word) play long and hard.
Number TWO: would take care of working. Earn money, work day and night, and pay bills.(my least favorite past-time.
Number THREE: This one would do all the things I hate. Re-writes for one. Deadline buggers, (while I sleep of course) and last but not least, take care of all the other interruptions that keep me from doing what I want to be doing at the moment.
Wouldn't that be awesome. I need to be replicated, many times over. Maybe not too many times. Remember the movie Replicated? I don't want a -- I like pizza Steve-- me. I could live without someone who makes me look more stupid than I actually am. I do quite a good job of that all by myself, thank you very much. Okay, where was I? Oh yes, replicated.
Just think how much fun I could have with two other mes that get-- well Me? How awesome would that be. We could belly laugh at the same jokes, watch all my favorite shows without all the griping. Oh, and we'd always agree on what to eat for dinner.
Doppelgangers head my way. I'd take you with open arms. Forget the trying to take over my life, we'll just share and trade places when we get sick of doing what we're doing. Sounds good, No?
Well, as long as they remember who number one is. Crap! They want to take over. How do you get rid of a doppelganger? (comment me and let me know)
HELP!
Think of all you could do if you and your doppelganger got together. I need at least three.
Number ONE: That's me of course, would sit at the computer and write all day long. Put out three books a year. Do book signings, meet people and generally (oh no the dreaded ly word) play long and hard.
Number TWO: would take care of working. Earn money, work day and night, and pay bills.(my least favorite past-time.
Number THREE: This one would do all the things I hate. Re-writes for one. Deadline buggers, (while I sleep of course) and last but not least, take care of all the other interruptions that keep me from doing what I want to be doing at the moment.
Wouldn't that be awesome. I need to be replicated, many times over. Maybe not too many times. Remember the movie Replicated? I don't want a -- I like pizza Steve-- me. I could live without someone who makes me look more stupid than I actually am. I do quite a good job of that all by myself, thank you very much. Okay, where was I? Oh yes, replicated.
Just think how much fun I could have with two other mes that get-- well Me? How awesome would that be. We could belly laugh at the same jokes, watch all my favorite shows without all the griping. Oh, and we'd always agree on what to eat for dinner.
Doppelgangers head my way. I'd take you with open arms. Forget the trying to take over my life, we'll just share and trade places when we get sick of doing what we're doing. Sounds good, No?
Well, as long as they remember who number one is. Crap! They want to take over. How do you get rid of a doppelganger? (comment me and let me know)
HELP!
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Librarians, more fun than a barrel of Monkey
I know I don't usually write about my life, but here goes. I was on a panel of Romance Writers at the ULA. If you don't know what that is, it is the Librarians all around the state. It was a wonderful time. There were Librarians from all walks of life.
Well, did you know they have their own comic strip? I'm not one of the crowd, but even I got a kick out of the comics. You should check them out, it's called unshelved. I especially loved the homeless guy living in the ceiling. Never would have guessed that was based on a real story. They were a wonderful bunch of people. And who should a writer love more than their own best supporters. Hand up in High Five to Trish for the invite.
Not only that, but that hard to get booksigning that I've been asking for at the big book store chain (You know who I mean) handed me the signing on a silver platter, along with begging on their hands and knees. No not really the hands and knees thing, but they did make sure to ask three times to make sure that I would contact them.
Another High Five to Trish.
Next High note, Now a keynote speaker at the School Library Association in 2012, yahoo for that. Trish's hand is going to get sore with all the slapping. Maybe a slap on the back would work better. Then a speaker at a BookExpo. Can you say hitting the big time? Well maybe only in this state, but what more could you ask for as a result of one tiny panel thing. Okay, so check out your local Librarians next time you see them and tell them thanks for all the support they give the local writers. So now to the comic strip and more fun stuff.
Keep at it, write and have fun. And I'll see you on the flip side.
Well, did you know they have their own comic strip? I'm not one of the crowd, but even I got a kick out of the comics. You should check them out, it's called unshelved. I especially loved the homeless guy living in the ceiling. Never would have guessed that was based on a real story. They were a wonderful bunch of people. And who should a writer love more than their own best supporters. Hand up in High Five to Trish for the invite.
Not only that, but that hard to get booksigning that I've been asking for at the big book store chain (You know who I mean) handed me the signing on a silver platter, along with begging on their hands and knees. No not really the hands and knees thing, but they did make sure to ask three times to make sure that I would contact them.
Another High Five to Trish.
Next High note, Now a keynote speaker at the School Library Association in 2012, yahoo for that. Trish's hand is going to get sore with all the slapping. Maybe a slap on the back would work better. Then a speaker at a BookExpo. Can you say hitting the big time? Well maybe only in this state, but what more could you ask for as a result of one tiny panel thing. Okay, so check out your local Librarians next time you see them and tell them thanks for all the support they give the local writers. So now to the comic strip and more fun stuff.
Keep at it, write and have fun. And I'll see you on the flip side.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Wicked Ways
I know that writing has its ups and downs, and so does doing things on the internet. I've lately had the desire to kick my computer to the curb. It is my best friend with an attitude, or it could be the user is inept at best. Whatever the problem the computer and I fail to see eye to eye on a regular basis.
Am I alone in my frustrations, or does the computer have a vendetta against me. High CPU usage, failure to save changes in a document, or just random messages that I don't understand are becoming the norm. Maybe it is time to update my old dinasour into a new and sleeker model, preferably one not powered by hamsters running on a wheel.
Okay, so I got off on a rant. Back to the wicked ways. I've gone over the edge with the darker side of writing again. Am I alone? Or are there others out there who enjoy the supernatural side of things. Do you identify with the humans in the paranormal love story, or are you more drawn to the monster side of the equation. I love the dark side. Maybe there is something in my that longs to be turned loose and free to kill whomever annoys me.
Being Human has become my number one TV show, okay so Supernatural still ranks up there, but am I alone in this? Let me know what you think.
Am I alone in my frustrations, or does the computer have a vendetta against me. High CPU usage, failure to save changes in a document, or just random messages that I don't understand are becoming the norm. Maybe it is time to update my old dinasour into a new and sleeker model, preferably one not powered by hamsters running on a wheel.
Okay, so I got off on a rant. Back to the wicked ways. I've gone over the edge with the darker side of writing again. Am I alone? Or are there others out there who enjoy the supernatural side of things. Do you identify with the humans in the paranormal love story, or are you more drawn to the monster side of the equation. I love the dark side. Maybe there is something in my that longs to be turned loose and free to kill whomever annoys me.
Being Human has become my number one TV show, okay so Supernatural still ranks up there, but am I alone in this? Let me know what you think.
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